I’m loving RHOA this season. Is anyone else?
In Cynthia news, she basically confirms that she’s financing her husband’s business, without actually saying she’s financing his business. I agree with her; they’re married, they share money, it’s no big deal. Except that Peter seems to have the most terrible sense for business any person has ever had. They’d be better off putting money into Lotto tickets.
I’m liking the new girl. What’s her name? Nine episodes in and I still need to check. Claudia. I’m on her team. She’s my new favourite.
Phaedra’s boring as ever. We get it, your husband’s the worst. We’ve known it since his first episode, nothing new. Why do they keep giving him talking heads? No one cares what you have to say, Apollo, you’re terrible. Let’s just focus on their kids for all of Phaedra’s scenes, there is no other reason to keep from flipping the channel (in my mind, I am imagining it is still 2002 and people watch television on televisions).
I’ll be interested in Phaedra again when she files for divorce and has an over-the-top party where she rides in on an invisible space unicorn.
Kenya, my former sworn enemy and now second favourite cast member gets what I can only assume is some hippie’s leftover breakfast rubbed all over her face while throwing shade at Nene and I’m loving every second of it. I feel like she drinks a lot of wine, and I respect that about her.
Nene is wearing a wig that makes her look like Miley Cyrus. I’ll take this scene to check my Instagram because I can’t look at her. Wait, Nene is getting job offers? That aren’t from Ryan Murphy? Who are these casing directors?
Why is she so mean? Remember when she used to be fun and friendly? Those were the days. I want her to land on some Ryan Murphy production that doesn’t get cancelled so she can quit the show and Porsha can just be mean and dumb alone.
Kandi’s job continues to confuse me. What does she do, exactly? I feel like she’s a high school theatre student with a video camera gone rampant in the halls. It pains me to say negative things about her when she’s one of the only likeable housewives left, but seriously.
Along with her job, Kandi’s party confuses me. Who is the woman she’s hired who wants to tie the guests together? This is a party I would not want to attend. In the least. At all. Ever. What’s wrong with regular, un-themed parties? Just drinking some cocktails and eating some appetizers and chatting like normal people.
Of course “Roger Bob” comes up again. Why does the girl dating him say “I’m dating Roger Bob”? Wouldn’t you say “I’m dating someone” or “I’m in a relationship”? It’s like yogurt commercials where people say, “I’m hungry for a Petite Danone” instead of “I’m hungry for a yogurt”. It is illogical to me. This girl clearly just wants to promote her album via RHOA and it’s uncomfortably obvious; why else would these randoms who also happened to date him be here?
Porsha doesn’t come in until more than halfway through the episode and I am eternally grateful for those 25 minutes worth of brain cells I saved. It’s agony listening to her speak.
Show’s over. Who wants to take bets on how many times we get to hear the name “Roger Bob” next episode? I bet eight million and three.